Brian Paone

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(lyrics by Greg Jacobs)

(boo boo dee boo boo)

All right!
Stop whatch'ya doin'
Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that you're used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm a new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink a bottle Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty
Pronounced with a Umpty
Oh ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall y'all
And just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when your stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
Straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I eat up all your crackers and your licorice (yummy!)
Hey yo fat girl
Come here, are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat
Look at me, I'm skinny
Never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in Platinum Sound's bathroom

I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
Ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance

(Ohh ohh, do me baby)

Do the Humpty-Hump, watch me do the Humpty-Hump
Do the Humpty-Hump, watch me do the Humpty-Hump
Do the Humpty-Hump, watch me do the Humpty-Hump
Do the Humpty-Hump, watch me do the Humpty-Hump
Do the Humpty-Hump, watch me do the Humpty-Hump (Humpty-Hump)
Do the Humpty-Hump, watch me do the Humpty-Hump (Humpty-Hump)
(Humpty-Hump, Humpty-Hump
Ya baby, that sounded good!)

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