Brian Paone

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I was dreaming again about high powered toilet paper
I talked to my best friend about how much we hate Julie
Maybe if there wasn't so much to lose in gambling I'd roll the dice
If you crawled out of your skin would people tell you where the bus was
Too bad there wasn't a color dirt blue star, I'd paint my room with it
I just heard the word "fucked" twice on the radio, that's bad
I would never try to climb a beam of light in fear that someone would shut it off
Mailboxes are so much easier to destroy if they're on the sidewalk
I've never met a blind hemophiliac chainsaw juggler, but I know they're out there

I like to stand
Stand in the aisle
Aisle means alone
Alone and wishing
I like to stand
Stand in the aisle
Aisle means alone
Alone and wishing

I don't really care that Santa is fake but thank God for the Easter Bunny
Sometimes a banana is just a banana, I like that saying
Don't ever try to poke your eye out with scissors, you might just do it
The government's bringing us down, repression, society sucks ah blah blah blah
If I could decapitate all the alterna-dorks, I'd videotape it and laugh
If Jesus came back the last thing he'd wanna see are crucifixes
I woke up with a sunburn and started laughing because life is silly
I just saw fireworks and I was expecting the house lights to come on when they were finished
I was thinking about how much martyrs hurt, when you think about them

I like to stand (stand)
Stand in the aisle (aisle)
Aisle means alone (alone)
Alone and wishing (wishing)
I like to stand (stand)
Stand in the aisle (aisle)
Aisle means alone (alone)
Alone and wishing (wishing)

It's kind of funny that I can't hear you
We're heading towards the sun in a cricket
I ate lunch for you, is there any more to ask for
Who brought the cool kid, trying to sell me his carbonated breakfast

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